Pandemonium on the A7

I realise I have not yet reported in full the visit of Paul and Meriam, however I beg the indulgence of my regular reader to bring you breaking/braking news. I will return to the Dutch folk at a later date.

If the written word gets a bit slurred it’s because I’m gulping an XXXL G&T – it has been a  l o n g day.

It started well enough with the Terrible Trio leaving Jávea and heading for the hills, as we are wont. With a quick diesel fill and Lidl top up on vino blanco, I headed off. South of Valencia I joined the A7 motorway and was bowling along quite nicely. I was way behind P&M as I’d made a coffee and dog convenience stop. Suddenly there was a very loud bang and R0X1 started wandering about the carriageways without my permission. I braked firmly but gently, hit the hazard lights and carefully checking mirrors etc. brought my wagon safely to rest on the hard shoulder. I donned my hi-viz vest and as I deployed my red triangle noted that an awful lot of the rear left tyre was on the carriageway rather than on the wheel. I phoned the RAC. Unfortunately I seem to have overstayed my welcome as far as my breakdown insurance goes – I should have left a couple of months ago – I shall have to foot the recovery bill myself.

Two lovely motorcycle cops came, one retrieved the remains of the tyre from the carriageway – brave lass. The other set about organising a recovery vehicle. The van with the flashing arrow lights – “move over” – parked behind and the driver distributed loads of traffic cones along lane 1 (of 4). Completely unsurprisingly, the cops still had to direct cars into the outer lanes as quite a few drivers thought the instructions didn’t apply to them. They were both very sweet and kind especially when I watched R0X being winched up onto the recovery truck and got a bit upset, reaction I guess, but LWD seemed to enjoy the view from its cab. I was just terrified that R0X would somehow escape her bonds and fall off.

By the time we arrived at the garage in the middle of an industrial estate it was siesta and Señor directed me to a nearby cafe and ordered me to return at 5pm. One menu del dia and a lot of thumb twiddling later, I got back to the garage at the arranged time. 40 minutes later, the temperature had dropped alarmingly, it was trying to rain and I couldn’t get into R0X as she was still up on the reccy truck. I really was starting to panic, I had no idea where I was, let alone the recovery Señor and there was no one around to ask. I was beginning to wonder if I was being set up for a robbery or worse (I really must stop reading so many murder procedurals) and one or two tears could not be held back. My phone had run out of battery earlier whilst I was keeping P&M updated. So I was mightily relieved when another Señor turned up, shortly followed by the Recovery Señor (hereinafter called the Boss). They had been trying to track down 2 tyres (I decided not to trust the one remaining  el-cheapo tyre). No Michelin camper tyres in Valencia. I might be here for the weekend.

Señor Boss asked me via the other Señor (he and I were communicating in French) if I’d like him to take me to a hotel or would I like to stay on the forecourt. I went for the cheaper option. They got a step ladder so I could shelter in R0X bless them.

It was interesting, to say the least, to be sitting in R0X whilst she was backed into the forecourt and then jerkily winched down. LWD, not renowned for her bravery, shivered and whimpered, to be honest as I was already shivering from cold I almost joined in to make it a shiver/whimper duet.

Safely ensconced for the night on the forecourt, I was pouring my XXXL G&T when there was a knock at the door. Señor Boss beckoned me outside to show me two shiny new Vanco Camper tyres and told me he’d put them on tomorrow.

There’s now not a lot of G&T left in my glass and I’m feeling considerably calmer.  LWD has forgotten all about it and is blotto under the table …

🙂 🙂 🙂

15 thoughts on “Pandemonium on the A7

  1. Im so sorry for you as I travel mostly travel by myself I have had a few ups and downs also but I really think you are really wonderfull lady keep your chin up and to travel also I have had nothing but kindness and help from all the Spanish people I have met latest being last week when I locked myself out of my Mohome also I really look forward to your blogs best of luck in the future Thomas

  2. Never a dull moment with you. OMG. It all looks precarious, narrow hard shoulder and ROX1 looks bigger than the recovery truck. Thankful that the pair of you are safe. Take care.

    1. R0X1 only just fitted on that’s why I was so frightened and when we went under a low bridge even Boss Señor was a bit anxious. I’m sure these things only happen because of the blog ….

  3. OMG!
    ROXI looks very unbalanced!
    At least you are ok and hopefully now back on the road.
    Xxx

  4. oh, yes it could have been worse… You must be a good driver, you reacted well… and oh, I feel for you, not knowing what’s going to happen to the motorhome, not knowing how long things will take and then that insurance problem… What a shame you will have to pay for the recovery yourself! But I am so glad you both are safe! Keep up the spirit, as you always do!

  5. oh, yes it could have been worse… You must be a good driver, you reacted well… and oh, I feel for you, not knowing what’s going to happen to the motorhome, not knowing how long things will take and then that insurance problem… What a shame you will have to pay for the recovery yourself! But I am so glad you both are safe! Keep up the spirit, as you always do!

    1. I’m not quite yet at the stage where I can laugh about it – but nearly. As you say we’re both safe and that’s the most important thing. Are you travelling this year?

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